Crossing Borders

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

Iran's border? You are detained indefinitely.
Afghanistan's? You get shot.
Saudi Arabia's? You will be jailed.
China's? You may never be heard from again. Venezuela's? You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
Mexico's? You will jailed for two years.
Cuba's? You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1 – A job
2 – A driver’s license
3 – A Social Security card
4 – Welfare
5 – Food stamps
6 – Credit cards
7 – Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 – Free education
9 – Free health care
10 – A lobbyist in Washington
11 – Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 – And the right to carry the flag of your country – the one you walked out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don’t get enough respect.

God Bless the USA!