C:\>DOS
C:\>DOS RUN
C:\>RUN DOS, RUN!

Gotta hand it to people who come up with most awesome quotes. I found this one on Simple Kind of Life via ClosetBoy...
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.'

My co-workers came up with an interested way to sum up working.
"The only thing that doesn't suck around here is the vacuum cleaner!"

I think it's quite interesting to point out that our vacuum cleaner REALLY DOESN'T suck. It broke last week!