Where did we find these people and how did they get to be our elected officials?!?!
In a page right out of "How NOT to Write Laws...", here are some really stupid, yet perfectly TRUE laws which exist on the books in the state of Arizona....
Any Misdemeanor committed while wearing a Red Mask is automatically considered a felony.
(Guess the days of the Wild West aren't that's far gone, eh?)

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
(I don't even know WHERE to begin with this one...)

In the city of Tombstone, It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
(I can just see someone going to the dentist to get one pulled cause he had "too perfect" teeth.)

Hunting camels is prohibited.
(Appearantly, the US Army once experimented with camels in the Arizona desert, and eventually gave up. The remaining camels were set free, and are now protected. Alrighty then.)

and finally...

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
(Uh oh....Honestly, Officer, I thought I only had two.)

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